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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 1, 1899)
C o n s t ip a t io n , H e a d a c h e , B ilio u s n e s s , H e a rtb u rn , I n d ig e s t io n , D iz z in e s s , ova i rrs Q«icki» «Mumd. m ' i “ d u s whin patxkt OBTAIHID. S.ud m od.l, ik.W h or dedcrinlion f.r frve report a« to palnaUkility. « • » » ! HAND BOOK FRKZ. Contain* referent«« asd MU in tim a n e « - WRITS FOR OOPT O f OOR gPTCLAL CrrSB. I t l»th# mo *t liberal prono«tios ever « » a « , » patent attorney, aad EVERY IRVRJPTOR SHOULD READ JT before ‘Applying for p*UnU Add MM I Indicate that your live« is out ot ordsr. The best medicine to iouse the liver and cure all these Ills, i3 found In | t * * * * TAKEN I 3 * * * * * * UTERALLY. 1*4 r o iv > t h a t ntf^ht t o l e a r n S u e ' s m in d — r J o e D e e k ly * u z t h o ret»«on. ▲ r i v a l ' s g o o d a t t im e « , I fin d , , T o m a k e u a f o r c e a M & so n . -*p* J»d f o r a 7 p a r t i l l Jof * ' S e t J e a lo u s y a - ln t m in , An t h e n I w r o t e I ’d c a l l t o k n o w J e s t h o w h I iu v i e w e d m y y o a rp lD * A n i n t h e l e t t e r t h a t - i HtVnt, A l t h o u g h a s o r r y s o lio llc r , I p a i d h e r m a n y a c o m p li m e n t , B e e h a s t h e o n e * t h a t t o il e r , MI ' v e h e a r d i n songlsi y& ur v o io e a f l a t A n s e e n l l i e f lo w e r s s p r ln g i^ , Ap o f t e n , l o o k f n i n y o u r e y e s , I ' v e h e a r d t h e r tio c k b ir d s ¿ I n g in I." 3 * f I B u t w h e n I c a lj e d e£,o L earned m o r e s h y F c r s o m e i a lik e o r n n u th e r * A n t r i o d , I t h o u g h t , a s t i m e f le w b y , M y f o n d e s t hopbfc t o « íu o t h e r . * e a i r S u e , bd m i n e ! ” I s a id a t l a s t “D A n e d g e d a l i t t l e H ig h e r , B u t n o t o n e w o r d —h e y e y c o d o w n c a s t O r l o o k i n i n t h e A re, A n t h e n sh p f u in e d h y r e y e g n g ’i d * A n s u id , m y b o s o m t ty r illin : “ Y oja s a y y o u ’v e h o a r d , b y la o k in Jp M y c y o a , t il e m o e k b ir d s t r i l l in. W h y s h o u l d I sf)> a k . t h e n ? S e e m s t o m e T h a t y o u ' r e n c u r io u s m a n , s ir , F o r i f y o u j o o # o n c e m o r e , y o u nee, " W hy c a n ' t y o u l ie o r m y u n H w e r l” —W 111T. H u le In C h lo a q o T im e s - H e r a ld . T H E P U B L IC H O U S E . * * * * * * * * ^ * ^ * ^ * * * ^ * ^ * * . ... in . the .._OUN’’’-_____________ Ho was a hutjdej- neighborhood, W AR P O E T R Y . „ — « « ■ ’ •” he explained, and had a vacancy ip the works, Bill gyatejully accepted tye otter pud began his pew ¿af.eey ,op jt^s follow in g Monday. “ Months ppssed. Bill ^#4 changed wonderfully. He had forgotten hi» ohj habits uud learn,id new ones. Thu deacop was delighted. Ni ot only was ' tó lf th« best of Ills workmen, hut be was tl^t piost regular attendant a)t the chapej. "B ill |onged for tho jewels, and be Worked jw d M’C.W’’6 A0 juoucy ViUiild help pi>n f.P get thorn. II» attende«! |lio blinpel bo«j»uso w'hi|o there ho wus near the jowol.s, iïin seat ho bod taken being just 'Jtf) steps due north from the tree. At first he bad m ^itated dig ging down through tjje flooy ,pne night, but the chance» of detectiw Kr®tk| and he had given up the |Pe* “ Years passed. Thp deacon bad be come an invaliij, np4 BiU pracjfoally Mian aged iiis bujiuoss. He was an im portant man at the chapé), too, and was often intrusted with a collection box Due day fh® deacon dje<J. goon after ward it was known that having no near relatives he bod left his ^ropeyty to his friond William Jones.” "I see,” I exclaimed. " B ill” — Blanoo Watson shock his head. Bill w as Bill no lougçr, “ he said. “ Ho had bocorno a man of ‘wealth. At the next election of deaootyp be woj one of tho successful candidates. In fnf»ro we must refer to him os Mr. Jones and not ns Bill. “ Mr. jones ÿ a s a most energetio deacon. Ho introduce) peyr members, and he persuaded old ones to nJtteud juorp regulnrly. He started a young men’s literary society nnt| a series of Saturday entertninnientá He mude the chapoi tho most popular in the district, and tlioii, at a New Year's business meeting, he struck boldly for fije jewels. “ The chajiel was too sm all fyo said )n tlio çour;» ' of an oloquent speech. They must erect onothey on a larger site. There was hut one suoli site in the noighborhoixl. They niuat secure it be- foro others did. Ho himself \v,ould un dertake the building operatipns, charg ing only what ¿hey t>psf hint- Ho would also purehaso tho old chapeL The net expenditure need not be very great “ Tho proixisal Wfts well received, and a committee, with My. Jones os chair man, was appointed to oonslder the de tails. Their report was very favorable, and at another 'bn«*“*** mftétínk it was decided to carry ont tho proposai “ The nocessary funds were subscribed or guaranteed, pontmots ' were ma«le with Mr. Jones. In tho spring of that year the building çtprntloas were com menced, and tiy the autumn they were finished. Tho congregation removed to tho now pbapel. Mf- dono0 purchased tho old one at a |iig^ price sad eutered into possession. ’ “ And" then,” J said, VI «opposehe got the jewelst” Blanco Wutaou laughed. " N o /‘ hesaiá, "b'odld atf. Hohroks up tho floor himself, counted tho steps duo north frnni the tree Wfoin and dog. Ho did not find the ¡w p if. He oounted tho st«i>s :igoln and dug deeper. He did not find ftiehf. Then he tri««! other places ; but, although be Jiept on until he hod tried ovorywhere beneath the ¡floor, ho nover found the jewel« ” “ Why,' what bad becopje pf themT” “ I cannot say/ It If possible thoj when the fpuudatiop Was being laid » workman had discovered and appropri ated them/' Again it is possible th«t there were two trees of similarly ourlons growth, and that the one ou tai de the chapel was not the ose Mr. Jones fir* saw. Again “ And what has the story to do with tho public house! But I can guess.” “ Of «loarse you cap. Mr. Junes was very angry with the ohApel members. He considered that by ûdse pretenses they had led blip into buying ths old chapel dearly and buijdmg the npw pafi cheaply, ft» Resigned his deaooushlp and then sought a way to he revenged on them. Ho found one.' On the gite of the old ohapel hd bái«¿ • publio boos»— this public house in which wo have sal so long.” —Edgar Turner in Sketch. H.B.WILLSONÄCO. * ) *11 y h e la d r o n e I n c id e n t, g t w S p a n is h g u v ’n o r o f t h e i s l e e • W ith in h i s l i t t l e t o f t Babeld w l t h tu o » » b e é ò m l n s m o lle « T h e Y a n k e e s e n t e r p o r t. **Y o u 'r e ' w e l c o m e , g e n t l e m e n . ” h a Bald In q h tto e n g a g in g to n e s, for h e w a s n i c e l v h o r n a n d b r e d , ' T h is c h i e f o f t h e L o d r o n u i “ N o w t e l l m e f r a n k ly , If y o u p l e s s o , ” ' H e M id , “ w h a t I c a n d o T o p la c o y o n f u l l y a t y o u r e a s e , ”'Y«> and y o u r n o b l e c r e w . ” “ T h a n k y o u , ” t h e Y a n k o o t o r r e p li e d , « •T h e n 1 w i l l m a k e i>o b o n o s . I w e n t y o u , s p d f w a n t b e s id e r Y e a r n e e t o f e m a il L a d r o n e ; . ” i ’ T h e y b r o n g h t h i m r o u n d w i t h K n e ll in g ' s a lt s , A n d th e n t h s y t o ld h im a ll. , P e llM e fte d w h i l e w i t h ' t n a n f b a lt a T h e S to r y t h e y l e t fo lL H e lle t e n u d w i t h i s t o n y l o o t , T i t d o t i t # l i ) i lp w > r d g r o a n « A B d t h e n h ie ;W o r d h e d i d u n h o o k , • W ith “ H e r e e r e y o u r L n t l r o n c s .” T h o Y a n k o o o a p t a j c t o o k t h e b la d e A n d m u r m u r e d h is r e g r e t. H i s o o m p lt m e n t e h e b o w e d a n d p a id . A n d added, " P o n o t f r e t .” Tb j g u v ' n o r s o f t l y g r o a n e d a n d s a i d In d e e p ly I n ju r e d to n e s, " T h e « .' ¡s lo e In b l o o d s h o u l d r u n s o r e d I'd s a v e d m y e m u li L a d r o n e « ” —C l e v e la n d P l a i n D e a le r . f h&r« Ofic4 Rlnfinff T abu!^ i «rltii c o m o e h aatto* f ic t io n th a t I c a n ehw rfuU jr rpjphUDeftd »hert». B ata be«n tr m b lM fo r a u o u t thfoA j oar« w it h w b a t X called niltou* » u a c k t © ow ing o n re g u la r ly o o c « a w eek . W«ui to ld b y d lftc r en t p h y sic ia n s th a t It w u a ecuieftd b y I m .1 to cth , o f w h ic h I h a d s e v er a l. 1 b t-i t i n te e t h e x tr a c te d , b u t th e nt* ta o k s c oo tin u< d . 1 h a d s e e n (rtv<*rtlseiiM>at« o f H lpaus T ab uii i lit a il the p ap ers b u t had n o f a ith tn th em , but ab o u t s ix w:»«*ks s in c e a frie n d In du ced w e to try th e m . H a v e tak en b u t t w o o f ttie •n la U S c e n t b o x e s o f t h e TabUles a w l h a ) e had d o recu rren ce o f th o u tta e k s. Ila v p n e r e r gly^n a te s tim o n ia l fo r a n y th in g l>efore. b u t th e great a m o u n t o f g ood yrhlch 1 t e l l e r s h as been d o n e m e b y Rtpans Tabu Its tn d u e c e m e to a d d w in e to th e n ie u y teetlm onlalR > ou d o u b tU es h a v e In y o u r p oesosslon n o w . ▲. T. D e W itt . I w ant to Inform y o u , tn w o r d s o f bigiio^t praise« of th e I x n c flt I h a v e d e r iv e d from RlpH ns Tabu!»». I a m a p r o fessio n a l n e r s e and In th is p r o fe ssio n a c le a y b ead is a lw a y s n eed ed . r.i[>ODs T ab ulae d o e s It. A fte r Due o f m y c a ses I fou n d m y at if po in p u t ety r u n dow n . A stihit On t li i a d v ie e o f iir . Uwo. B o w er, F u . O ., 558 N ew a rk A ye., J e r se y C ity, I to o k R lp an s T ab ulea w U h gran d resu lt«. * U lM if A4UIB WutDMaa. I ' ■ ■ ■ ★ Three P A T E N T L A A /Y C R S . Desirable UPwitaid,. W ASHINGTON, D C . I h a v e b e e n a g r e a t su ffe r e r fr o m e o n s tlp a tlo a fo r o ver five y e a r s. N o tid n g g a v e oco a n y relie f. My f e e t a n d le g s a n d a b d o m e n w e r e b lo a te d so I cou ld n o t w e a r sh o e s o u m y f e e t a n d o n ly a lo o se dress. I s a w R lp a n s T a b id es ad v e r tlso d l a our d a lly p aper, b ou gh t s o m e a n d to o k th e m a s direct* e d . U a v e ta k e n th em ab o u t th r ee w e e k s a n d th e re 1 j su c h a c h a n g e .' 1 a m n o t eonM tlpated a n y m ore a u d I o w e It a ll t o R lp an s Tabule». l a m th irty- s e v e n y e a r s o ld . h a v e n o oc c u p a tio n , o u ly m y h o u se h o ld d u tie s a n d n u r sin g m y s ic k h u sb a n d . B e h as had th e d r o p sy a n d I a m tr y in g R lp an s Tabule» fo r h im . B e f e e ls so m e b e tte r b u t It w ill ta k e s o m e tim e , h e h as b e e n s ic k s o long. You m a y u se m y le tte r a n d nam e a s y o u lik e . ilia. M a r y U ouxaji C l a r k s . I h a v e b een su ffe r in g fr o m h ea d a ch es eref stn eo 1 w a s a l it t l e g irl. I co u ld n ever r id e In a ------- c a r or go In to a cro w d » piuoo w ith o u t g e ttin g t h e a d a c h e an d sick a t in y sto m a c h . I hoard ab ou t R lp an s T ab ules from an a u n t o f m in e w h o w ag ta k in g th em for catarrh o f tho stom ach . She had fou n d s u c h r e lie f fro m th e ir uee s h e a d v iso d in e to tak o thorn too. an d I h a v e been d o in g so s in c e lu st O ctober, an d w tU sa y th e y h a v e com p le te ly cu red m y h ead ach es. I am tw e n ty n in e y e a r s o ld . Y ou are w e lc o m e t o u se th is testim o n ia l» Mrs. J. BROORMYl* ★ Stars in ★ - R - I'P A - N S $ St 1 And The T h s m o d ern s ta n d a rd F a m ily Í i cu > M edi cine : Cures th e com m on every-day ill of h u m anity. M M oth er w a s tro u b led o w ith h o a r t b u r u aud S leep lesso ea s, oaur<d b y u in d ign ation , fo r a good m a n y r o a r s. On*» duy z shD saxr a t e s tim o n ia l o l a th o p ap er Indorsin g R l p a n s T abulefl. She d eter m in ed t o g iv e th em o. tria l, w n s g r e a t l y r e lie v e d b y th e ir uae a n d c o w t a k e s th e T ab uiea reg u la r ly , d h e koeparx f e w c a r to n s R lp an s T ab ulve lu th e houaa and ¿ayn eno w ill n o t be w it h o u t th e m . T h e h eartb u xn dnd sleej.!e«*Dees h a v e dlsuppparirt w it h th o lu d lg p stlo tj •w h ic h w a s fo rm e r ly so g r o a t n b u rd en f o r her. O ur w h o le fa m ily ta k o t h e T a b o le s re g u la r ly , e s p e c ia lly a fte r a h e a r ty m o o t My m o th e r la fifty y e a r s o f a g e an d Is e n jo y in g th e b e st o f h e a lth und « p in ts'; e ls o e a ts h e a r ty m oi!::, a n I m p o ss ib ility b e fo r e ohe took tU pars T ab u lee. A nton H . B l a u k s n . My scren -yoar-old boy s u ile r e d w it h p ain s In h is head, c o n stip a tio n a n d c o m p la in e d o f Ids sto m a c h . Ha co u ld n o t e a t lik e e h lld r c n o f h is Ago d o a n d w h a t ha d id e o t d id n e t agree w ith h h n . H e w a s t h ia an d o f a saffron oolor. R e a d in g so m e c f th e te s tim o n ia ls In fa v o r o f R lpuu s T ab u les, I tried th e m . R lp an s Tabulea no» o n ly r e lie v e d b u t a c tu a lly oured m y y ou n gstor, t h e headuclicfl h a ^ c disapj)eare«l, b o w els are la g ood c o n d itio n a n d h e n e v e r o om p laln a o f h is sto m a c h . l i e is n o w a red, ch u b b y -fsce d boy. T h is w o n d e r fu l c h a n g e I a ttr ib u te to R lp an s T abulea. I am »atlKffed th a t th e y w ill b e n e fit an y o n e (from th o c r a d le to o ld age) If ta k e n ac c o rd in g t o d ir ec tio n s. E. W . PUICR. A R T S s l t l c L S C IE N C E S . Sold W ith X THE ’W E S T - KÇ T o W h e e l I n C uba. "A flno public bouse,’’ .said Blanco O c t y o u r 1000 w h e e l a n d c o m e a l o n g w i t h m e -Watson, tho humorist. T o t a k e a f i d e t h r o u g h C u b a L ib r e , t h e g e m “ Y ob , ” J replied, lqoking at the t a le ot t h e s e a . The I s la n d w h i c h i s c h a ln le a s , l i k e tfiir halted, ■building wo w op approaching, “ but a a n d , n o w s h o 's f r e e , grange position—away from the high Let u e g o b i k in g t h r o u g h C u b a . road, and surrounded by villas.11 CUORDS, “ A very strange position. Wo will H u rra h , h u r r a h , n o tro c h n s n o w a re h e r e ! rest in the publio house, nnd I will tell H u r r a h , h u r r a h , p o S p u n ln r d s u o w a p p e e r l yon how it eurne Jto bo built ill such a r o r U n c l e S a m g u t l if t e r th o r n a n d s o o n t h e y .very strango positiop.b ’ h o d t o c le a r . N p w w e g o b i k in g t h r o u g h C u b a . I smiled and followed him into tho A naw stylo packet c m talnir? thn ritam s Tfiurrys packed In a paper carton (w ithout glow ) Is now for sala / iloon bar. Wo sat at eno of tho tables S c ÍE n íifin A m e r ic a n .- B ln c o t h e S p a n is h h o r d e h a s fil’d t h e I s la n d a t eome drug sto r e s -r o jt f iv e rwNT? This low-priced sort is intended for the poor and the econom ical. Ona nod wore sijont for a time. ho thinking b a s k s in p e a c e , dozen of tho flvooont -Jirtons (l.u tabules) can be had by m all Ly sending forty-eight cents to the RiPAMg A U n o w i t s m i l i n g p l e n t y a n d t h e I n d u s t r ie s CnxmcAi. C o m p a x y , No. 10 Bprun“ gt»wet.. New Y o r k -o r a »Ingle carton ( thh t a bv l e 3) w ill be sent for five cents. 4.:«11 watching him. Hi p a s< s T a b v l b s may .' lao be had o f som e grocers, g eneral storekeepers, pew s agents end a t sem e liquor star»? In o r e a a e, “ Tho story begins,” ho said prosent- F o r L 'n o le B o m t s f o n d l y c a r i n g f o r h t s h o a q - and barber giv^p*. They banish pain. Induce sleep and prolong life. One g iv se relief. Jv, “ with a burglary committed by a to o u s n ie c e . L e t n s g o h i k in g t h r o u g h C u b a . < rtain Bill Jones one night long ngo. “ Bill was a young member of his c iiu n u « yiofessian. Hitherto ho had not at- N o p e w ho aro engaged in an y o f th e m ech an ical H u r r a h , h u r r a h , w e ' i l r id e f r o m s h o r o t o s h o r o l i nptod anything very big, but contin- H u r ra h , h u r r a h , fre o C u ba e v e rm o r o l I K S B lle n c e d n o w f o r e v e r i s t h e s h o c k o f t a t t l o ' s p u rsu its can su cceed w ith o u t reading and ,i d success in small tilings bad made roar, J .in bold. ' On this night ho liyoifo into w e g o b ik in g t h r o u g h C u b « stu d y in g th is standard M agazine o f S cien ces 'i ',o country houso of a well known ac- C aveats a n d T r a d o M arita o b t a in e d a n d a l l Pat-, —N e w Y o r k B u n . e n t b u s in e s s c o n d u c t e d f o r M o d e r a t e F e e * . < ess, in tho hope of carrying off her B en d m o d e l, d r a w in g o r p h o t o , w o a d v i s o i f i and m echan ical A rts. I t is illustrated^ w ith T h e F ic k le F a ir . p a te n ta b le f r r y <'« c h a r g e . • O u r f e e n o t d u e t ill' I wels. p a t e n t jm s e c u r e d . A P a m p h l e t " H o w V i P » - , ' “ Ho succeeded in gotting tho jowels The gossips aro abusing a certain a ll m odern cu ts ¡of la te st in v en tio n s in a ll tain T a te n ts.” w it h c o s t e f s a m e i n t h d U . B. uud was leaving with them whon ho -■efcty Attihison girl whoso sweetheurt a n d fo r e ig n c o u n t r ie s s e n t fre o . Address« found that tho slight uoiso ho hail mado ¿t with the volunteers at Camp Algor th e ^ranches o f m echan ism , aud its fu n d ^ o f : C. A. SNOW & CO. had attracted attention. A servant girl for oomiiig down town tho other night • Ore. P a t e n t O k r ie e . W A c h i w CTOM , P just him at a turn of tho stairway and k n ow led ge is inseparably con n ected w ith in with another young inan for soda wa began to shriek. Ho rushed by Jioy and ter. Although it is less thou two ventors and m echan ics. S old w ith T u b l.i tho window through which bn had months since he enlisted to fight uud ■ nterod. As ho passed through it again perhaps bleed for his country, she is al y/EgT ^.¡t plubbing rates. lie hoard doors boing opened nnd know You c a n < ready fickle. When he comes back with cliat tho houso was fully aroused. ” tho medals pinned all over his breast b y n«si<. JFui«i, ■ be c u re d ' “ I understand,” I said. “ Bill escap amt ecxirus her, how she w ill bitterly I f y o u iu fle r from a n y o f th e { e d Tho actress employed a dotectivo. repent taking that glass of soda water ills of'niert,' com e t o th e oldakt « S p ecialist on the P acific Coast« { h lie dotectivo built this public houso in with another!—-Atchison Globo. DR. JORDAN A CO., . ■nt out of tho way place, hoping that 1 0 5 1 Market S t E st’d l , ? S £ J H ill, as on opt of tho way young man, V o u u fC m e n and m id d le j would call in opo day for a drink. .Curl- A A r^ jed m e n w h o kre suffering “ What's tho matter, old man? You from th e eifeetji o f youthful indiscretions or e x - | o u ly snougit, BiU did. ** dejected. ” cesses in m atuifir years. N ervou s and Physical ' ’Slant» NVit«. uffrowned. D e b ilit y ,I m p « t e n e y ,I » o n t M a n b o o r t | 1 ain. I did » terrible thing this in all its com plications? ‘MpeMJIBtOVrjHERi "This is an Intellectual story,” ho ’ Greatest Weekly is the Country, morning. ” P r o » ! a t o r r h u ’a , < 4o» lo rrl» « a , t i l e e t , . F r e q u e n c y o f iT r ln a t ln » , e t c . By a ’ tnid. “ It does not depend on coinci ’I hope you didn't lose any xnouoy I com bination o f rem edies, o f great curative pow- » dences. on wheat!” er, the l)o e td t has so arrangcJ h is treatm ent " that it w ill not o n ly afford i^oinediate relief but i “ I w ill oontinno. B ill avoided the “Mo, but I forgot ono of my clerks perm anent cure. T h e D octor d oes not claim to ’ first pursuit by u lqng rnn aprosa ooun- when the directory cauvueser was hare, t l n c l u d l n s p o .t * < s ) to « n v P“ * «* th - L 'n lU d i perform m iracles, but Is w ell-know n to be a fair a n a d a a n d M e x ic o . iry, und thcu walked toward his home, and square P h y sicia n an d Surgeon, ore-em inent to that'll <mt down tho estlinuto of B tn tc a , C WEHfiKtsY C H R O N IC L E , th o b r ig h te s t in his sp e c ia lty — I>i 3e&9CH O f J ’ t n , our population. I don't know how I I a n T d i lK in u .1 not daring to use tho railway. Ho kept c o m p l . t t W « « k ly N , » . l « i p e r In th * Kypnilla t h o r o u g h ly e r a d ic a te d froiu ,h e i iy*»tem w it h o u t u sin g M c w u r y s II the byroads as inuch as possible, and shall ever be able to look my follow citi- i w o r ld , p r l n l . r u e u ls r ly 112 C o lu m n ., or s lx lM n K Y E R Y H A M a p p ly in g to ur w ll! r e p o s e s , o f N e w s . U t . r s t u r . M id U i n w ii l l n /o r - iit the oloso of tho next day had reached sen« in the face again. ”—Chicago New« c e iv e o u r h o t t e s t o p i n i o n o t h la c o m p h d n l. m olH m ; a ls o a m a « n lf lo .n t A g r ic u lt u r a l an d We will Guarantee a POS1TIVI. CUBE in t ho neighborhood of Loudon. every oatc ue undertake, or forfeit O n e H o r t ic u lt u r a l D a p a rtm u n L T h ia u o n a o f «ha K ip e r to a M Nee«te<L ’ “ A spade lying iusldo a Hold gate T h o n sa n d D n lln is 'f'his n;onthly m agfizino i» o n e Qf th e v«R « r c u ts s t d s p u r ln iu n ts In a n y p a £ * r o n t h is C on su ltation F R E E and strictly private. suggested 'to him tho advisability of Robert—I am trying to learn to ride 1’o o . t . W v e r y tb ln s w r it t e n Is b aaad o n Of CITABGE3 V E ltr BEAX0NA1IT.E. T reat hiding the Jewels’untij hs had arranged my wheel without touching tho handle p o r i m « In th e C o a a t K lataa. n o t on E a s t e r n b est printed in th is oon n try, an d Ir aoli m ent p w so n a llv or b y letter. Send for book, m on-e k n o w le d g e o f t h e ir o w n lo c a l It»»« " T h e P liiln u o p h y o f M a rr la sc, ).» their sala After making sure that hew. * f le e . (A valuable book for m en .) t p all siibscri.hefs a t rate» w ith in th )io was not observed he entered tho Hold Rtohard—Any particular reason! SAMPLE COPY SENT FREE. VINIT 1»11- JORDAN'S j.nd picked up tho spado. A tree of pe- Robert— Very particular. You see, G r e a t M u geu m o f A n a to m y a b ility ot a ll to p ay. I t is finely ili a tiie finest and largest M n s e tiis flf its Lin»* in the i jliur growth stood just beyond him. g . when I was riding aloug. a footpad w orld. C om e and learn how w onderfully yo n 1 i the manner of fiction, he counted 80 should suddenly confront mo uud order are m ade; how to avoid sick n ess and d is e .s e . D ated apd presente^the najpes o f famou »t ops duo north from tho tree nnd then me to hold up my f'aoJs, I oouldu't do W e are continu ally add m o n ew specim ens. CATALOG UK 1BEB. C a llo r w r lt e . . ug a deep'hole, placed £ho jowels in it it without fall’ng off.—Boston Trim- au th ors as con trib utors. T hb W bb I 0 B I Market Street, San F rancisco. CsL i id filled it up again. scrip«. ________________ “ He arrived hopio safely that night an d th e C osm opolitan a re pold Fi A sb u r y P e p p e r « i ut was arrosted in tho morning. The “ Oh, yes," said the medical student i rvant girl had given nn accurate do- f f f i c e d rates a t th is office. itiYWl.N hpardey. *’j have read of several ruses riptiou of him ft) the pblido, and they t y l is h , r e l ia b l e j Î id recognis'd it. where rheumatism shifted from the a r t i s t i c -«»- jliubs to tho heart ’* “ In due courso ho wastrlod. Thoevl- > R t c o m m e n d f d b y L e a d in g “ I know a still stranger caHc,” said U r c t im a k t r « . * uoe agaiiut him wus very strong. Tho _ I - - ‘ - - 1. fo. ... X . . . . . . Alias ssiaitl T h ey A lw a y a P le a s e .- ^ , Asbury 1'epper« "I know a young man i rvant A girl swore that ho . was thp fnuu who had a broken finger, and when » io mot on tho stairs. Sumo of tho vil- they would not let him enlist he was ) gers swore that they had soon him heartbroken."—Cincinnati Enquirer. I ur tho houso previous to tho bur- Pam',«?»« IT»«#»«- T l i c C M r<ssl«i<* l l » i l l d l « < » , ary. Ho was found guilty and sen- Mr. Orohardson, the famous English T H E (’ H n O H I C la E r a n k s w it h tl*e g r e x te g ) K x tr a a r d lu o r y S la a . ,1 noed to seven years’ penal servitude. T H E A R E N A w d r a p a r s tn th o U n ite d S t a te s . artist, has lately given the publia “ Extraordinary! Well. I should say n e TILW “ Bill Bohavod Very well in prison Insight ifito his' experiences with golf— C H R O N fC L B h a s n n e n u a l m th e P a d f lo be w a a ” C o a st. I t le a d s a ll In a b ility , e n u r p r la a a a d ^ N B BETTER" T ANY PRICE £ »•id at tho end of live vears was released “ In what way!” n ew s. C i a ticket of leave. Ho decided tp watt that mysterious gmne, so fasoiuuttyg fo [ Th » it s a ile r h i a re sold in nvfirly tlio initiated, of whioh tile oliariu jf so T I1 E CH RO NTt^LK ’ fl T v te w m p h lc R op orta arw “ Why, he ride« a bieyclo and doesn’t ; tv « iy city and H .»« Ir. the United S tats' gj util the ticket hud expired and then Incomprehensible to the «xitsider- the la t e s t a n d m e e t rel.'ablo. Its I«ocal X w w s th a > if x>ur dealer d'i»r not k sep th««.» tend 9 »ot as if be thought lie was a racer uv- ' Jirtci »o u» One e««it «"«aipa is.t« v eJ ? • l i get tbs jewels and leuvo the country. n d s p ic ie s t, a n d Ita E d it c r ia ls fr o m th o It is but recouftj Mr. Orchard ery time ho gets on a crowded boulu- f a u b ll b e s s t t p a on * S AdJreva your fiearasi poiut K s In th o t^ om try. ut a day or two after his release ho sou, who is past pilddle lffe »(though yard.*'—Chicago I’oeL “W c do aot take possession of oar ideas but are ^ossessgd hT THE McCAl.L COMPANY. ? T I tK C H R O N I C L E baa a lw a y a boon, a n d a l ,u alked out to look at Uw field. w a y s w ill be. th o frie n d a n d c h a m p lr n o f f t , in thu priind of healthful vtoftr, 2 1 3 3 1 0 I 4 6 W l 4 l h S l r ! 3 l . M w Y .r k ¡ j They njaster us and force ns into tho arena, "There was no Uold. During thu five transferred nis affeotians from hunting $ BRAKcn o r » r c r q : £ poi p ie . a s a g a in s t eo m M n a tlo n e , c llq u o a , rar- lilt H eaeaa« - Mirs ho liad been in prison tho estate (Mid tennis, his former favorito sporta, » 1^0 F ifth Av'e., Chlcajta, and */ pc r o ll on a, or nppr-er sirens etf a n y k in d . I t w HI ba Where like gladiators, w e m ast fight for thorn J.’ i o j i M a r k e t > < •• S a n F r a .n i? ; « o . t g Housewife— If you aro ns patriotio as liidr'PLtulent in e v e r y t h in g , n e u t r a l In n o th in g . '.f which the field wns part hnd btx'n to tho national game of hi» .oçmrl yon claim to bef how is it you haven't Sncli is th e exalted m otto o f th e A rena, an d tli(e • lilt upou. Ho wandored about tho for ho is a Heotchman. Be playe«l his volunteered! 00 YOU WANT THE CHHOHISLE iiisos in despair. But as bn turned a gist game «if gulf at 1ft. Andrew« Tramp—Alas, dear lady, pork and en tire cqntents t)[ th is m on tlily jpag«12*116 j .rner he saw soiiijethiiig which suggest- “ I rem uniber,‘ he saya *.'f had the t I hoi». Behind SomO railings wus a queerest, most Bo)eiqM looking caddie beans do not agree with mo, while coffee aro Ijpqn a p lane and in keep in gliyjth ifa makes me bilious.—Now York Journal. »ree of curious growth. linaginaide. I made a fearful mess «if it “ It was tho tree 80 steps duo north of nt first, and the lfttle ohh'p looked on m otto. T h e A rena’s g a llery o f ^ecaiuent B r i g h t e s t A l f f c a j ln e P pae{> F an e« A uiap ItlM . .which he had burled tho jowels. Ho without a word. At Just, When I had ' C o n ta in s B e a u tifu l C olored «hawing the United State«, Demin!»« The Lady In the Suubonnet—Oh, I ri oogulzod It immediately and ran to- finished ths roqhij, h® looked UP at me I llu s tr â te s L a te st 1 .usriM» th in k ers is a group or in terestin g m ep and of Canada and Northfim Uoxlga 1 m « , F a n c y W oi It. a ‘urd i t Again ho was in despair. A in the funniest way und «Imply said. gucM you think whatever you say goes I o n o n p : h i iik . »•Rt« •a n is ó f«»r thi ln» In every gj 7 lu Lady In the Puri i ’apers— if you cahty. F u j i i l il p »»•»!»» fer a Ullle .l ord or two north of the tree wns a 'It’s uso use lduyiq poli 1Julcus ye lalru w om en, and their th ou gh ts aro w orth y tho >rg. W r ite for t r n i _ ..... hear it, it duos. Jt goes all over tho } lapel, nnd tho jewels were under tho it ns a laddie. ' «rv S by • . i ¡V A 0 c * *)• y»ar, L.aJh.K a FUFE Palier;». neighborhood-—Indianapolis Journal. consideration ot ail p eop le. T h e A reiia . hupel. Ho leaned against the railings, p jg iJJrvM THE M cfA l.l t o . , O JN TWK OTMTTn B in io, “ But I must toll you that ftfe »0X‘ R »4 «* / Hnd Owl Use ’ fa y »■ < f overing his fnoo with Ills handn day I hnd this same caddie, and 1 got on I J S I o 1 4 6 W . 1 4 t h S i . , Ne-J, Y o r k W s H 'k lr ( I s r o a l r l c f a r O u r V wesr, Th» C h e e rfu l P T esenee. sold w ith T n r W est . 7 “ It henwned presently that tlio head much liettor. 1 was almost annoyed p e a i a | c p r e p a i d o n m a p n n d paper» » “ I can't understand how some people ocuu of tho ohapel, a kiudly old man, with him for pof praising me, for he ▲DDUSftl i uuodowu tho road. Ho saw lllllslaud- was as s liant as ou the «lay before. But Always have a good time wherever they M . I I . d « T TO yW O e I g liko eno in trouble and stopped and when we flulshisl, ho turned to me and go." P r o p r ieto r e p . t’hr »«•••» “ That’a easy enough. They take it t u i I A VNCJaXX Ckle , -ked what was tho matter and whether mid, us if resuming ouy last opov«na- Along with them. "—Chicago Keeoid. i.o oonld help. tlon, ’Aweol, A’ «liuua ken. rt A B h . mi »» oo Drldva. ' “ For a fow moments Bill did not Boing a Scot hiiuself, the artist was l a C am p . A British «insular reiM»» from tho I now wlnit to rt;ply, but then ho spot«' then foto satistled with if hat ij« doubt First Soldier— How did you like that far cast d.-scribes a snsjiriiaicn briiljre well. Hu said tlult <mco he had been a less interpreted as a hauitequw apology Tiie G«iit’.íi5fflín cí Rev Vori City Apvek! of 300 feet span ma«te ot hawluxx Tho ) urglar, huf tlinf lie had learned in and hearty oiicourogomooL •M »« in je u r tò w x It prrrv Sei-ond Soldier—I guess thi^ must ho ol «.anwr.B. <A*.yU -, Scn>»^ Mackior« Srtt esno 1.« split up into tils re un4 twisted prisou that burglury is wrong; that now ct Ktsu-, ' »»«'«T», Skirt that mule we killed at Matiuixus.— together io form th«' cables. Consider H «ndkrrcUi J ■>, e tc .; tn tael, alw-nt iw r «.u.'ifir-<>■>*•'»< ,,u wns trying to live un honest life, but A P r o d iH ; o f O m e t W a r k . Bi d « m am m 'al » u n k » aad nc.tve x>i«. .«. o m I k * Town Topics. * ing its span, the material of the struc | Hat'Ms ho hod MP friends it was not tan be »eiuted wittsc j< «»•».• e i t A » • * ar< Miss Marlon Cowan, « i"g¡nt*red atm etiv«. p.an ni trcvrui*' .- it 'v i.i^ t» l a u m ! th« ture is quite reiaurkwhle. ThecM tradi t my. pharuiooist of Byun. Mass., Is the only <0 jectkxvabî« .eatr rt» nt «nnvaumag. O ne Orwin o f C o«nfort. tion that alinvst anything can he maw, ' “ Tho o)d man was touched. He had woman who has road a paper before tho « ¿N 6bL3 j C ¡;,3 / ç - y fy«® "War is playing havoc with business ont of hambo" r«.'< iv«. !•- «■' a pood il I mud Bill leaning against tho eha|>el I’iiurtnnccuticxl ass<sdafiqp. At the re lustration in Ills fi«l«i of engineering. Luiluga. and Bil) hod said tliut lie hod m it annual meeting at Orwnfield she every where.'' A 1950."’ PîAKO ’ •'lea, but the prl«v» of wheat makes no friend«. Wos it not his duty as head read a paper, entitled “ Microscopic Ex- fit and ra», plan XV« »t-M m i eoi ! MamMsnk irvi» liia n — d *’• tl,c " o rlfl. raxibtf c ij b i Frwa '.¡••acon of the chapel to ho o friend fo UklmtlUM of Knuiata and Powdered It a grain of comfoit for western farm- The lM Yen m i l t era. '•— Vim. This is in JKireesslo® of the king of ts«rN *nd »»**: a « o r i mewl ot onr prrnsfaHWk '»Hili Clearly it waa Elui.” H. M. Whitney ot Andtwer. • d < < ad'.i*kwi we « . irv."«' r »»at >4 OOO.OO Portugal It has a weight of 1.»*) “ He took Bill home with him. He prv»idei)t of Ute Nations! association, la <}oi»l • .4 » W > 4 a .0 -i m o o . f »■»• « • » Tvty« ►>«» U e a r l l''-¿*v I»»» IwW p ■» »•• <r% , no s ix 4«i«y. karats 14 ottaocs anti u ns large««» was a bachelor, and there was no one to awarded praise Io MlmCowau and add f n n t h n< will b« »ini ,« F f a * ** What do you thiuk of our new cor- hen's egg. It «,*an.e from Brasil in the r strs.jn hi« benevolence. They had sep- ed that she wns a product ot tho good CtNllE'A^MAN PUBL i .M i NC C O M P A N Y , eighteenth «entnry mid wns then val- L r a n d tolkwl together. The duaoon work doue at the state college of phar- respondeiit'R dispatches!** tirnfl/* trou» «» m tì til tioft» ?.*.«• ItrJi í if»« JT. r. n«sl nt $1.000,000, whereas cow it has "Don't think they are w«wth the rov- Land Mill intelligent and fairly well Iluacy. , . S »<! ill til AilA ^nuv stamp. “—Cleveland Fliuu Dealer. e lacntod and offered Idin employment W E S T H E D A IL -Y a to. The Weekly Chronicle Only $ 6 / 7 0 $ 1 .5 0 HEM THE C O S M O P O L I™ ,• M r. S A A MS CALL ‘ -« BAXAK. P attern ; 1 i MS C A LL’S " Reversible Map? MAGAZINE Map of the World 5 öS in Gold E Ä $359 PIANO LOOK OVER THIS ÇROUP- M A K E Y O U R S E L E C T IO N . THE WEST. FLORENCE. OR-